last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
She has the best kind of daddy issues
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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