The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
