Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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