What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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