I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize