He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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