Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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