I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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