my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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