just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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