I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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