So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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