JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
