I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
