yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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