So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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