I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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