But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
should my penis look like a turkey
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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