i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
He kissed a someone with a penis
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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