She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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