Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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