Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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