you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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