Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I am in a vortex of obligation.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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