Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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