As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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