Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
She needs sedatives and a leash
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
