I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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