those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize
