I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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