have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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