Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Randomize
