Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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