I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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