Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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