And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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