Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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