so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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