the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
