well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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