Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
