The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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