It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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