I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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