Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
