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You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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