her vagine was all disorganized.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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