Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room

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(817): View more from Texas

The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.

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(806): View more from Texas

i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...

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(623): View more from Arizona

Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.

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(954): View more from Florida

Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.

(1-954): View more from Florida

Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.

(954): View more from Florida

I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?

(1-954): View more from Florida

A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck

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