real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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