Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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