Just fell off a train. Bad.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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