Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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