Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
why do cheetos always look like penises
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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