is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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